Things I can do next week if I'm not pregnant

• Have a glass of wine
• Get invisalign braces
• Get a massage
• Workout extra hard
• Eat something naughty (well, I do this more than I should, but I'll feel less guilty if I know I'm not pregnant)
• Eat a hot dog
• Eat a medium rare steak
• Have another glass of wine
• Enjoy some sushi
• Use my new BBT thermometer